why does everyone always associate satan with heavy metal
for all we know satan could like smooth jazz
Why does everyone associate satan to look like some horned goat-typed devil when in reality he’s probably a handsome gentleman in a full body suit who tips his hat at men and women.
i believe you are describing mark pellegrino
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.
sometimes i wonder how did dylan get his stylist, i think it was his agent and the conversation must have gone something like this
"dylan, i think you should get a stylist."
"what, why??? i like my clothes!!"
"dylan, you own three shirts, two pairs of pants, a bowtie and a shoe. i think t’s time for you to get new clothes from someone who knows what they’re doing."
i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there